San Joaquin Kit Fox Water Bottle – 32 oz of Local Legend Hydration
$35.00
Stay hydrated, you beautiful chaos gremlin.
Sure, you could drink from a regular bottle. But does your bottle feature an extremely charming San Joaquin kit fox PLUS a Ferris wheel, like it’s a county-wide power move? Didn’t think so.
This double-walled, stainless steel marvel keeps your drinks icy cold, has a flip-up straw for one-handed hydration during hog-calling contests, and a rotating handle for dramatic flair when you're strutting past the funnel cake line.
Whether you’re herding kids through the livestock barn or just trying to survive July in Stockton, this bottle’s got your back—and your water.
Specs (for the geeks):
– 32 oz of glorious capacity (that’s like 3 corn dogs worth of hydration)
– Double-wall insulated stainless steel (science!)
– Foldable wide-mouth straw (no spills, no drama)
– Glossy finish for that “I bought this on purpose” look
– Comes with an anti-slip patch for fairground-ready grip
– Not dishwasher or microwave safe—hand wash it like it’s a prize-winning pie plate
Warning: May cause sudden bursts of regional pride and smug sips in front of people with boring water bottles.
Sure, you could drink from a regular bottle. But does your bottle feature an extremely charming San Joaquin kit fox PLUS a Ferris wheel, like it’s a county-wide power move? Didn’t think so.
This double-walled, stainless steel marvel keeps your drinks icy cold, has a flip-up straw for one-handed hydration during hog-calling contests, and a rotating handle for dramatic flair when you're strutting past the funnel cake line.
Whether you’re herding kids through the livestock barn or just trying to survive July in Stockton, this bottle’s got your back—and your water.
Specs (for the geeks):
– 32 oz of glorious capacity (that’s like 3 corn dogs worth of hydration)
– Double-wall insulated stainless steel (science!)
– Foldable wide-mouth straw (no spills, no drama)
– Glossy finish for that “I bought this on purpose” look
– Comes with an anti-slip patch for fairground-ready grip
– Not dishwasher or microwave safe—hand wash it like it’s a prize-winning pie plate
Warning: May cause sudden bursts of regional pride and smug sips in front of people with boring water bottles.
Quantity:
Stay hydrated, you beautiful chaos gremlin.
Sure, you could drink from a regular bottle. But does your bottle feature an extremely charming San Joaquin kit fox PLUS a Ferris wheel, like it’s a county-wide power move? Didn’t think so.
This double-walled, stainless steel marvel keeps your drinks icy cold, has a flip-up straw for one-handed hydration during hog-calling contests, and a rotating handle for dramatic flair when you're strutting past the funnel cake line.
Whether you’re herding kids through the livestock barn or just trying to survive July in Stockton, this bottle’s got your back—and your water.
Specs (for the geeks):
– 32 oz of glorious capacity (that’s like 3 corn dogs worth of hydration)
– Double-wall insulated stainless steel (science!)
– Foldable wide-mouth straw (no spills, no drama)
– Glossy finish for that “I bought this on purpose” look
– Comes with an anti-slip patch for fairground-ready grip
– Not dishwasher or microwave safe—hand wash it like it’s a prize-winning pie plate
Warning: May cause sudden bursts of regional pride and smug sips in front of people with boring water bottles.
Sure, you could drink from a regular bottle. But does your bottle feature an extremely charming San Joaquin kit fox PLUS a Ferris wheel, like it’s a county-wide power move? Didn’t think so.
This double-walled, stainless steel marvel keeps your drinks icy cold, has a flip-up straw for one-handed hydration during hog-calling contests, and a rotating handle for dramatic flair when you're strutting past the funnel cake line.
Whether you’re herding kids through the livestock barn or just trying to survive July in Stockton, this bottle’s got your back—and your water.
Specs (for the geeks):
– 32 oz of glorious capacity (that’s like 3 corn dogs worth of hydration)
– Double-wall insulated stainless steel (science!)
– Foldable wide-mouth straw (no spills, no drama)
– Glossy finish for that “I bought this on purpose” look
– Comes with an anti-slip patch for fairground-ready grip
– Not dishwasher or microwave safe—hand wash it like it’s a prize-winning pie plate
Warning: May cause sudden bursts of regional pride and smug sips in front of people with boring water bottles.
Stay hydrated, you beautiful chaos gremlin.
Sure, you could drink from a regular bottle. But does your bottle feature an extremely charming San Joaquin kit fox PLUS a Ferris wheel, like it’s a county-wide power move? Didn’t think so.
This double-walled, stainless steel marvel keeps your drinks icy cold, has a flip-up straw for one-handed hydration during hog-calling contests, and a rotating handle for dramatic flair when you're strutting past the funnel cake line.
Whether you’re herding kids through the livestock barn or just trying to survive July in Stockton, this bottle’s got your back—and your water.
Specs (for the geeks):
– 32 oz of glorious capacity (that’s like 3 corn dogs worth of hydration)
– Double-wall insulated stainless steel (science!)
– Foldable wide-mouth straw (no spills, no drama)
– Glossy finish for that “I bought this on purpose” look
– Comes with an anti-slip patch for fairground-ready grip
– Not dishwasher or microwave safe—hand wash it like it’s a prize-winning pie plate
Warning: May cause sudden bursts of regional pride and smug sips in front of people with boring water bottles.
Sure, you could drink from a regular bottle. But does your bottle feature an extremely charming San Joaquin kit fox PLUS a Ferris wheel, like it’s a county-wide power move? Didn’t think so.
This double-walled, stainless steel marvel keeps your drinks icy cold, has a flip-up straw for one-handed hydration during hog-calling contests, and a rotating handle for dramatic flair when you're strutting past the funnel cake line.
Whether you’re herding kids through the livestock barn or just trying to survive July in Stockton, this bottle’s got your back—and your water.
Specs (for the geeks):
– 32 oz of glorious capacity (that’s like 3 corn dogs worth of hydration)
– Double-wall insulated stainless steel (science!)
– Foldable wide-mouth straw (no spills, no drama)
– Glossy finish for that “I bought this on purpose” look
– Comes with an anti-slip patch for fairground-ready grip
– Not dishwasher or microwave safe—hand wash it like it’s a prize-winning pie plate
Warning: May cause sudden bursts of regional pride and smug sips in front of people with boring water bottles.
