S*** I Don't Want Covered in S*** Duffle
$100.00
For the gear that deserves a fighting chance. 💩🐂
You’ve worked too many shows, stepped in too many mystery puddles, and watched one too many kids set their clean hoodie on the ground by the pig pen to play it safe anymore. This bag is your not-so-gentle reminder—to them, to yourself, to the universe—that some things are sacred. Like clean socks.
On the outside? A high-contrast warning label, loud and proud. On the inside? A bonus message for the seasoned show kid: “Full of sht when full,” with a little note near the bottom: “Bring more sht. It might get cold.” (Because you know it will.) This bag’s been pre-loaded with dry humor and barnyard trauma. You just have to bring the clothes.
Specs for livestock life, with flair:
– 22″ x 11.5″ x 11.5″ of sacred, sh*t-free space
– Durable 100% polyester with black interlining—easy to wipe, harder to offend
– Mesh side pocket for that one last thing you forgot
– Internal pockets to hide valuables or candy you don’t want to share
– Dual padded handles + adjustable shoulder strap for that “pack it up, we’re done here” exit
– T-piping keeps the shape—your attitude provides the rest
Not for amateurs. Not for the faint of nostril. Definitely not for manure storage.
You’ve worked too many shows, stepped in too many mystery puddles, and watched one too many kids set their clean hoodie on the ground by the pig pen to play it safe anymore. This bag is your not-so-gentle reminder—to them, to yourself, to the universe—that some things are sacred. Like clean socks.
On the outside? A high-contrast warning label, loud and proud. On the inside? A bonus message for the seasoned show kid: “Full of sht when full,” with a little note near the bottom: “Bring more sht. It might get cold.” (Because you know it will.) This bag’s been pre-loaded with dry humor and barnyard trauma. You just have to bring the clothes.
Specs for livestock life, with flair:
– 22″ x 11.5″ x 11.5″ of sacred, sh*t-free space
– Durable 100% polyester with black interlining—easy to wipe, harder to offend
– Mesh side pocket for that one last thing you forgot
– Internal pockets to hide valuables or candy you don’t want to share
– Dual padded handles + adjustable shoulder strap for that “pack it up, we’re done here” exit
– T-piping keeps the shape—your attitude provides the rest
Not for amateurs. Not for the faint of nostril. Definitely not for manure storage.
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For the gear that deserves a fighting chance. 💩🐂
You’ve worked too many shows, stepped in too many mystery puddles, and watched one too many kids set their clean hoodie on the ground by the pig pen to play it safe anymore. This bag is your not-so-gentle reminder—to them, to yourself, to the universe—that some things are sacred. Like clean socks.
On the outside? A high-contrast warning label, loud and proud. On the inside? A bonus message for the seasoned show kid: “Full of sht when full,” with a little note near the bottom: “Bring more sht. It might get cold.” (Because you know it will.) This bag’s been pre-loaded with dry humor and barnyard trauma. You just have to bring the clothes.
Specs for livestock life, with flair:
– 22″ x 11.5″ x 11.5″ of sacred, sh*t-free space
– Durable 100% polyester with black interlining—easy to wipe, harder to offend
– Mesh side pocket for that one last thing you forgot
– Internal pockets to hide valuables or candy you don’t want to share
– Dual padded handles + adjustable shoulder strap for that “pack it up, we’re done here” exit
– T-piping keeps the shape—your attitude provides the rest
Not for amateurs. Not for the faint of nostril. Definitely not for manure storage.
You’ve worked too many shows, stepped in too many mystery puddles, and watched one too many kids set their clean hoodie on the ground by the pig pen to play it safe anymore. This bag is your not-so-gentle reminder—to them, to yourself, to the universe—that some things are sacred. Like clean socks.
On the outside? A high-contrast warning label, loud and proud. On the inside? A bonus message for the seasoned show kid: “Full of sht when full,” with a little note near the bottom: “Bring more sht. It might get cold.” (Because you know it will.) This bag’s been pre-loaded with dry humor and barnyard trauma. You just have to bring the clothes.
Specs for livestock life, with flair:
– 22″ x 11.5″ x 11.5″ of sacred, sh*t-free space
– Durable 100% polyester with black interlining—easy to wipe, harder to offend
– Mesh side pocket for that one last thing you forgot
– Internal pockets to hide valuables or candy you don’t want to share
– Dual padded handles + adjustable shoulder strap for that “pack it up, we’re done here” exit
– T-piping keeps the shape—your attitude provides the rest
Not for amateurs. Not for the faint of nostril. Definitely not for manure storage.
For the gear that deserves a fighting chance. 💩🐂
You’ve worked too many shows, stepped in too many mystery puddles, and watched one too many kids set their clean hoodie on the ground by the pig pen to play it safe anymore. This bag is your not-so-gentle reminder—to them, to yourself, to the universe—that some things are sacred. Like clean socks.
On the outside? A high-contrast warning label, loud and proud. On the inside? A bonus message for the seasoned show kid: “Full of sht when full,” with a little note near the bottom: “Bring more sht. It might get cold.” (Because you know it will.) This bag’s been pre-loaded with dry humor and barnyard trauma. You just have to bring the clothes.
Specs for livestock life, with flair:
– 22″ x 11.5″ x 11.5″ of sacred, sh*t-free space
– Durable 100% polyester with black interlining—easy to wipe, harder to offend
– Mesh side pocket for that one last thing you forgot
– Internal pockets to hide valuables or candy you don’t want to share
– Dual padded handles + adjustable shoulder strap for that “pack it up, we’re done here” exit
– T-piping keeps the shape—your attitude provides the rest
Not for amateurs. Not for the faint of nostril. Definitely not for manure storage.
You’ve worked too many shows, stepped in too many mystery puddles, and watched one too many kids set their clean hoodie on the ground by the pig pen to play it safe anymore. This bag is your not-so-gentle reminder—to them, to yourself, to the universe—that some things are sacred. Like clean socks.
On the outside? A high-contrast warning label, loud and proud. On the inside? A bonus message for the seasoned show kid: “Full of sht when full,” with a little note near the bottom: “Bring more sht. It might get cold.” (Because you know it will.) This bag’s been pre-loaded with dry humor and barnyard trauma. You just have to bring the clothes.
Specs for livestock life, with flair:
– 22″ x 11.5″ x 11.5″ of sacred, sh*t-free space
– Durable 100% polyester with black interlining—easy to wipe, harder to offend
– Mesh side pocket for that one last thing you forgot
– Internal pockets to hide valuables or candy you don’t want to share
– Dual padded handles + adjustable shoulder strap for that “pack it up, we’re done here” exit
– T-piping keeps the shape—your attitude provides the rest
Not for amateurs. Not for the faint of nostril. Definitely not for manure storage.
